Monday, October 20, 2008

Señor Young - Hayley Darpel

Señor Young

To be hip, he let 7th hour spray his bald spot
blue for spirit week.
Poor Señor Young
never stood a chance;
with a class of terrorists sending text messages and throwing notebooks
full of answers
to the nearest amigo daily.

When he thought class couldn’t get more rambunctious,
finals day
proved to be the monster
of all days.
A food-binged student, who
shall remain nameless,
went full-bellied and empty-headed
up to Señor’s desk.
Acting as if he were going to report a deathly illness,
this malo estudiante
vomited chunks all over
Señor’s favorite
wool llama sweater.

After months of court dates
along with his CNN fame,
Señor Young returned
to crazy Spanish classes
and his Krispy Kreme coffee.

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