Wet Willy - Jason Stricker

Wet Willy

Willy Ward, who slept for a whole week,
Finally awoke in the nothing but glamorous town
Of Coffeyville, Kansas, where he and some of his great friends
Went to school.
The day was a cold, rainy
Post-winter afternoon. The smell of poison mud could
Burn the nose of anyone who never lived there.

Surprisingly jovial on such an ominous day,
Noon was approaching. He was sick of all
Of his roommates griping about how there was nothing
To do on a day like this.
He yelled, “Let’s get off our asses, and have fun
Like you know we can!”

With that, Holly, Mike, and I went into our rooms
And changed into our bathing suits. Soon after,
Mike and I grabbed all the soap we could find, and
Poured it into a large trashcan full of water.
Next we kidnapped Willy,
Staked him to the ground gently,
Dumped the trashcan all over him,
Threw mud pies all over him,
And encouraged people to join in.
They did.

And after all that fun,
That would seem like torture to any other,
We slid into him, aiming for the surface of his head,
Trying to make it explode!
Willy took it so kindly,
And was so honored that he could
Be the resource for unforgettable fun!